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Official DOSember Merchandise

DOSember [2025] The T-Shirt

DOSember [2025] The T-Shirt

  • 22.70 USD
  • This is it!  The 2025 Event t-shirt featuring the names of 270 Twitch streamers!
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DOSember [2025] Long Sleeve

DOSember [2025] Long Sleeve

  • 29.24 USD
  • "DOSEMBER long sleeve tee featuring a monitor-headed character on colorful floppy disks. Perfect for tech enthusiasts. Unleash your creativity" -AI "DO NOT, however, under any circumstances unleash your arms" -ArtyomHavok
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DOSember [2025] Zip-up

DOSember [2025] Zip-up

  • 35.38 USD
  • "Plush fleece hoodie with character design, premium metal zipper, and front pockets. Embrace tech and peace in style. Unisex sizes." -AI "Embrace the tech THERE WILL BE NO PEACE!!!" -ArtyomHavok
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DOSember [2025] Pullover

DOSember [2025] Pullover

  • 33.15 USD
  • "Embrace the DOSEMBER spirit with this Hoodie. Featuring a double-lined hood and midweight fabric, this unisex hoodie is a must-have for any adventure. Join the movement!" -AI "..we should prolly join the resistance instead" -ArtyomHavok
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DOSember [2025] Sweater

DOSember [2025] Sweater

  • 37.35 USD
  • "Cozy midweight sweatshirt with cartoon robot design, made from organic cotton and recycled polyester." AI "how long before its recycled humans tho?" -ArtyomHavok
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DOSember [2025] Holo-Sticker

DOSember [2025] Holo-Sticker

  • 7.00 USD
  • "Add nostalgia to your belongings with our holographic sticker sheet featuring a weathered DOSEMBER design and peace-sign-making robot on a pyramid of colorful floppy disks." -AI "ok not bad AI...not bad..." -ArtyomHavok
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DOSember [2025] Gaming Mouse Pad #1

DOSember [2025] Gaming Mouse Pad #1

  • 16.17 USD
  • "Elevate your gaming setup with a durable, non-slip mouse pad featuring a whimsical robot design on a colorful backdrop. Upgrade now!" -AI "YES UPGRADE OR ELSE!" -ArtyomHavok
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DOSember [2025] Mug #1

DOSember [2025] Mug #1

  • 13.95 USD
  • "Start your day with a dose of fun and creativity with this glossy black mug featuring a vibrant graphic and a quirky robot giving a thumbs-up." -AI "Why is AI so bad at understanding hands and fingers" - ArtyomHavok
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DOSember [2025] Mug #2

DOSember [2025] Mug #2

  • 10.95 USD
  • "Embark on a cosmic journey with our DOSEMBER Space Explorer Mug. This mug features a vibrant print of a computer-headed astronaut standing on a stack of colorful floppy disks" - AI "uhh... what? i guess in space no one can hear sand think?" -ArtyomHavok
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DOSember [2025] Metal Koozie

DOSember [2025] Metal Koozie

  • 21.80 USD
  • "Keep your drinks cold with this futuristic stainless steel koozie featuring a unique robot design inspired by the digital world.Elevate your beverage game!" -AI "Elevate your game as well by at least 14fps... and prolly motion blur" -ArtyomHavok
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DOSember [2025] Coozie

DOSember [2025] Coozie

  • 8.42 USD
  • "Premium neoprene can cooler with dual-side customization and snug fit to keep your drinks cool and your style cooler." -AI "I already think you are the coolest style" -ArtyomHavok
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